Dinner with Donald Trump sounds like a true and complete nightmare, right?

Well, Woody Harrelson can confirm. For him, the experience was so obnoxious that he excused himself midway through to smoke a joint.

Harrelson, who has since given up smoking weed, detailed the experience to his insufferable friend Bill Maher on Friday night's Real Time.

In 2002, Harrelson explained, he attended a dinner with his friend Jesse Ventura. Trump was also in attendance -- in fact, he was courting Ventura to be his running mate on (get this) the 2004 Democratic presidential ticket.

"It was brutal," he continued. "I never met a more narcissistic man. He talked about himself the whole time. I had to walk out, like, halfway through to smoke a joint ... just to, like, steel myself for the rest of it."

Harrelson's full interview is below. The Trump story starts at around the 4:12 mark, so we'd recommend starting there unless you want to listen to a weirdly apologist conversation about Lyndon B. Johnson.