Summer is a great time to hit the water and cool off from the sweltering heat. And there is no better way to enjoy your time in the water than with an obnoxious and impossibly large pool float.

Sure, you could get a normal, human-sized pool float for yourself, but what's the fun in floating around all by your lonesome? This summer, get a pool float big enough for you, your best pals, and even a few random extras.

We took the liberty of rounding up some of the biggest pool floats available online to ensure that your fantasies of lounging on a giant floating pizza become reality. We're talking floats with coolers and cup holders for icy beverages, shade covers, and plenty of room for everyone you'd want to invite to a pool party — which, realistically, is like six to eight people, at most.

Perch regally on this golden crown float

Swivel around on the high seas (or, your local community pool) on an inner-tube that would make King Triton blush. You can purchase the float here for $269.

Get tangled up in this Swiss cheese-like pool float

This hole-dotted pool float is great for kids, and can withstand loads of "rough play" according to its description. You can get it here for $52.99.

Never set foot on land again with this floating island

Bring your "cabana" out onto the water this summer. With a floating cooler and ample room to stretch out and relax, you'll never need to return to shore — though you definitely should because people will miss you otherwise. Get it here for $287.99.

Splash around in this oversized raft that comfortably seats seven

Recline on the extra large back rests or lay out fully on the raft's "deck" to get all of the Vitamin D you were deprived of during the winter. Get it here for $91.99.

Live your best damn life on this eight-slice pizza float

Get a full set of individual pizza slice floats that connect together to form the perfect inflatable pie, or purchase a single slice. You can get the whole pie here for $225.55.

Take a dip while lounging in this float

Why exhaust yourself swimming in the water when you could just sit in it instead? Back rests and a mesh bottom keep you cool without the fuss. Get it here for $388.99.

Ride upon this enormous, majestic unicorn float

Take a magical ride on this massive unicorn float that can comfortably seat six people. You can get this float -- or its peacock and flamingo counterparts -- on Amazon for $269.97.

And finally...a 10-foot-tall rubber duck you can't sit on

The purpose of this duck is to sit in placid water for your visual enjoyment. You can buy it here for $570, if you must.