You ever eat something so goddamn delicious you momentarily lose your mind?

Neither have we. But apparently Infowars conspiracy-theorist-in-chief Alex Jones has. In a deposition during day two of his custody trial, an attorney working for his ex-wife Kelly insisted that Jones forgot what grade his kids were in after he consumed a bowl of chili. 。

Jones's custody battle with Kelly over their three children started off strangely and went weirder from there. 。

On Monday, his lawyer argued that Alex Jones plays a character on Infowars called Alex Jones. That went down well. By Tuesday, however, we were learning some truly memorable things about him. Here are a few highlights from the second day of the trial gleaned from reporters watching along.。

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1. Jones gets chili amnesia.
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2. He's gone shirtless during a family therapy session.。

Jones is known for his shirtless rants, but it turns out he strips down when the cameras are off too.。

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3. He exhibits personality disorder 'tendencies.'。

That's according to a court-appointed representative charged with sussing out the best interests of a child during a divorce. 。

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4. A clip exists of Jones and a Hillary Clinton dartboard.。

This video, reportedly of Jones and two of his sons throwing darts at a picture of Clinton's face, wasn't allowed to be shown to the jury. 。

The 1st clip = Alex w/ his son Rex at an event where there is a dartboard with Hilary Clinton's face on it - arguing he's indoctrinating son。

— Charlie Warzel (cwarzel) April 18, 2017。

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5. He is not so good at sitting still in court. 。

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