Forget friends with benefits -- now, there's GrubHub with benefits. 。 CamSoda, the adult entertainment site, is releasing a vibrator called the RubGrub that orders the user a large cheese pizza from Domino's after they orgasm.。 SEE ALSO:Finally, a way to get actual sexual pleasure from your Bitcoin investments 。Yes, it's an actual vibrator that actually gets you a pizza. The toy has a button that's similar to the Amazon Dash, which is connected to the user's phone and is pre-programmed with payment and delivery information.
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。   After you finish buzzing, just push the button at the base of your RubGrub, and poof! A cheesy post-climax delight is headed to your door. 。Mashable Light SpeedWant more out-of-this world tech, space and science stories?Sign up for Mashable's weekly Light Speed newsletter. 。By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.。Thanks for signing up! 。 Their slogan is "Get off, and get stuffed!" But is a giant pizza really what you want most after a little quality time with a sex toy?  In a statement, Daryn Parker, CamSoda's VP, said the answer is yes: "Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry." 。Credit: camsoda 。 Hmm. Well, either way, it's an enjoyable concept. And it's not the first time CamSoda has had a little fun with a sex toy. The company is also behind Bitcast, the interactive sex toys that vibrate based on how much the value of various cryptocurrencies rise and fall.。SEE ALSO:This is the most complicated sex you will ever have 。 But if you're not into needlessly complex masturbation habits, or if the very fact of knowing a fresh hot pizza is on the way gets you off, CamSoda's RubGrub can be yours for $19.95. The company also plans to expand its cuisine selection to include Mexican and Chinese take-out too. 。 The future is now, folks, and it is...delicious. 。The future is now, folks, and it is...delicious.
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