Forget friends with benefits -- now, there's GrubHub with benefits.。 CamSoda, the adult entertainment site, is releasing a vibrator called the RubGrub that orders the user a large cheese pizza from Domino's after they orgasm.
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。Yes, it's an actual vibrator that actually gets you a pizza. The toy has a button that's similar to the Amazon Dash, which is connected to the user's phone and is pre-programmed with payment and delivery information. 。 Credit: camsoda
。Credit: camsoda。 After you finish buzzing, just push the button at the base of your RubGrub, and poof! A cheesy post-climax delight is headed to your door.。Mashable Light SpeedWant more out-of-this world tech, space and science stories?Sign up for Mashable's weekly Light Speed newsletter.。By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.
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。 Their slogan is "Get off, and get stuffed!" But is a giant pizza really what you want most after a little quality time with a sex toy? In a statement, Daryn Parker, CamSoda's VP, said the answer is yes: "Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry."。Credit: camsoda
。 Hmm. Well, either way, it's an enjoyable concept. And it's not the first time CamSoda has had a little fun with a sex toy. The company is also behind Bitcast, the interactive sex toys that vibrate based on how much the value of various cryptocurrencies rise and fall. 。SEE ALSO:This is the most complicated sex you will ever have。 But if you're not into needlessly complex masturbation habits, or if the very fact of knowing a fresh hot pizza is on the way gets you off, CamSoda's RubGrub can be yours for $19.95. The company also plans to expand its cuisine selection to include Mexican and Chinese take-out too.。 The future is now, folks, and it is...delicious.。The future is now, folks, and it is...delicious. 。 |