When you're renowned astrophysicist and cosmologist Neil deGrasse Tyson, there's only one thing worth doing when you're bored: come up with names for Beyoncé's heirs. 。
Tyson did just that Wednesday afternoon on Twitter when he started sharing names for Queen Bey and Jay-Z to mull over. But because he's Neil deGrasse Tyson, he also gave us a space lesson with each pair of names fit for the twins 。
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of options, so we did Beyoncé and Jay a favor and ranked them all in order of what we believed to be best to worst. Don't us, Mr. Tyson.
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1. Terra and Luna Carter
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If we're being honest with ourselves, these twins are as important as both the Earth and the Moon. 。
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2. Castor and Pollux Carter 。
Look at Tyson's description and tell me this isn't perfect. 。
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3. Ida and Dactyl Carter 。
Fitting for the first set of twins of the Knowles-Carter dynasty.。
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4. Phobos and Deimos Carter 。
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5. Aster and Roid Carter 。
It has a nice ring to it.. 。
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6. Crescent and Gibbous Carter
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7. Elgenubi and Eschamali Carter 。
It's...unique. No Apple, but nonetheless, unique.. 。
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8. Dawn and Dusk Carter
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Both equally beautiful times of the day.。
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9. Kuiper and Oort Carter
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Greatest comet repositories for the offspring of some of the world's greatest entertainers? Makes sense. 。
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10. Oblate and Prolate Carter 。
This is where you should have stopped, Neil. 。
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11. Zenith and Nadir Carter 。
While these sound pretty, maybe a little too much. I don't know. Maybe that's just me.。
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12. Perigee and Apogee Carter 。
Too good vs. evil, ya know?
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13. Spirit and Opportunity Carter。
Okay now Neil is just flexing his knowledge of all things space. 。
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14. Up and Down Carter, Top and Bottom Carter, or Strange and Charmed Carter。Tweet may have been deleted 。Via Giphy 。Featured Video For You 。This tricycle for adults will have you looking like the coolest kid on campus 。
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