When it comes to White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, most people would not immediately label him as a "smart guy." He has drawn criticism for making false and often controversial statements, and his general combativeness with the press. But he is human, is he not? Are you perfect? He deserves a champion. And that champion is me.
I'm going to outline exactly how Sean Spicer is actually a genius, and how everything he's doing is actually going really well.
1. He handles the questions like a boss.
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2. He speaks articulatelelelelelelelelleleleyyyyyyyyyÿy¥¥¥
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3. The way he is CooL uNDer PressuRE
WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 21: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer displays his cool nature and level-headedness.Credit:
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