After rumors first circulated that Cynthia Nixon might be running for New York governor, the inevitable not-that-funny。 Sex and the City。jokes followed shortly thereafter.。

Nixon doesn't come without qualifications: she has a sizable presence and a progressive reputation within New York political circles, and is a vocal advocate for the public schools. And while Nixon has obviously outgrown her Miranda character, it's worth noting that her character would have easily had what it takes -- especially if she were up against a man who refused to fix the New York subways.。

She was an independent, intelligent lawyer whose name was not Andrew Cuomo.
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Here are just a few excellent Miranda quotes that could easily become campaign slogans, in a super clever fantastical world that many of us still pretend exists.。

On being a woman in politics。

On being a woman in politics 。

Via Giphy。

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"What I wanna know is, when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts? " 。

"My ass is fat because I just had a baby, you asshole!" 。

On family versus career。

"I want to enjoy my success, not apologize for it."
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"Today's the baby nurse's last day. From now on you'll have to book me a year in advance."。

On NY's tradition of crappy mayors 。

“There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless.”

On zoning laws。

On her fitness for public office。